Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew… — Avery Johnson Copy Share Image
One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass… — Joseph Wambaugh Copy Share Image
If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The… — James Carlos Blake Copy Share Image
This dope money here is Lil Treys scholarship Cause aint no to tuition for havin no ambition And aint no loans for… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Can an ass be tragic?To perish under a burden that one can neither bear nor cast off? The case of the philosopher. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
If it is wisdom you're after, you're going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Viktor Petrenko and I met at a competition, where I beat him completely accidentally. I felt so embarrassed in front of my… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
There never could be a man so brave that he would not sometime, or in the end, turn part or all coward;… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
In my world, a woman was the most powerful thing that I knew. Still is. A woman made the money in my… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
You have never seen greatness in a Presidency; I have. It was a rich kid who you would think had every reason… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Whatever you do, stay focused. Because any stuff is not going to last forever. Once you get a show at something, you… — Juicy J Copy Share Image
“It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I was like, "Excuse me, guys. My ass is going to be facing this way. Do you mind maybe just standing over… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so… — Rodney King Copy Share Image
People who just wanted to make it work and knew it was going to be a real challenge. We were on the… — Richard Masur Copy Share Image
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
There's a beauty in work and I love it, all different kinds of work. That's what I consider it. Rock is my… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
