The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Now I think liberals have gone from underreacting to Trump and saying that Trump is just a clown and a buffoon, and… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
If you tell an ugly woman that she is beautiful, you offer her the great homage of corrupting the concept of beauty. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I think it's incumbent upon me to try to be smart and make good choices and work with good people and work… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Just because people don't meet you doesn't mean they're not out there breaking their asses trying to get around. — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I bizarrely think that this [Sin City] is the perfect date movie. If a guy took me on a date to see… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. — Mark McGrath Copy Share Image
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin,… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Instead of looking in the mirror and focusing on your flaws, look in the mirror and appreciate your best features... everyone has… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
If you got the balls to follow something through, you can end up being the coolest, smartest guy in the room, because… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch. — Olen Steinhauer Copy Share Image
There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I find that rock climbing is the finest, most healthiest sport in the whole world. It is much healthier than most; look… — John Salathe Copy Share Image
I have taken your advice, and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions; the last I shall have but… — Michael Faraday Copy Share Image
I like ruins because what remains is not the total design, but the clarity of thought, the naked structure, the spirit of… — Tadao Ando Copy Share Image
A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass. — Kieron Gillen Copy Share Image