Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd. — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Any work of architecture that does not express serenity is a mistake. — Luis Barragan Copy Share Image
There are braying men in the world, as well as braying asses; for what is loud and senseless talking any other than… — Roger L'Estrange Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass six hours a day.… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song... — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love pop music just as much as I like rap music, or ill-ass hip-hop music, or rock music. — Donnis Copy Share Image
I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
The older I got, the more apparent it became that my mother was losing control over me. She fought back fiercely with… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I find myself applying the addict's impulse to how I cruise. I don't look at the ass. If I see a hot… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
There needs to be more variety on television so young girls growing up don't feel pressured to look one specific way. Tall,… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't… — Adam Garcia Copy Share Image
The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better… — Jerry Pournelle Copy Share Image
I'm always excited to carry more and more weight and responsibility within a story. It's all about putting my time in and… — Kevin Durand Copy Share Image
The average man is what his environment and his superstitions have made him; and their function is to make him an ass.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Will there never come a season Which shall rid us from the curse? Of a prose which knows no reason And an… — James Kenneth Stephen Copy Share Image
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Zoe Saldana is such an angel. She’s got such an openness and vulnerability on camera and yet such great strength. She can… — Zachary Quinto Copy Share Image
So we [with Kate DiCamillo] would act them out, we would toss ideas back and forth, we would laugh, we would argue.… — Alison McGhee Copy Share Image
The great tragedy is that they're removing art completely, not because they're putting more science in, but because they can't afford the… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
In the New World, you'll kick your own ass and I'll wash my own brain. I'll be my own parents and you'll… — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
The values my mother taught me were like, if you're going to do something, don't half-ass it. I remember her literally saying… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
I’m a woman in a man’s job and I don’t have the luxury of being an ass, — Joan Clarke Copy Share Image
The modern architect is, generally speaking, art's greatest enemy. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
I'm not a corny-ass booty freak! I'm the greatest musician of all-time. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest. — Royce Gracie Copy Share Image
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it. — Courtney Love Copy Share Image