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McCartney! Haven't met him and haven't played with him. I would LOVE to. He needs to make a kick-ass rockabilly record. — Brian Setzer Copy Share Image
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The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful. — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
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I'm not a corny-ass booty freak! I'm the greatest musician of all-time. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass.… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that… — Ze Frank Copy Share Image
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I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I have taken your advice and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions the last I shall have but… — Michael Faraday Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a revenge person, because I think when you start with revenge it cheapens what you've been through. My… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
You the type that be runnin ya mouth. See you on the block wanna run in ya house. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
