Ass Quotes · Page 21

“I'm not a religious man, but I do worship your ass.”

— Randi Black

When you shake you ass, they notice fast. And some mistakes were built to last.

— George Michael

This one doesn't exist. The prettiest girl and the best car don't exist as well.

— Evgeni Plushenko

Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.

— Bob Hicok

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum.

— Humphrey Bogart

Put your trust in the Lord…your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

— Bob Gunton

You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.

— Warren Zevon

If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

— Eminem

On the House Un-American Activities Committee: They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.

— Humphrey Bogart

My aura is psychedelic, flow non-prehistoric metamorphic boric like acid no hat tricks a classic so park that ass like Jurassic

— Bahamadia

What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass.

— Nora Roberts

you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.

— Charles Bukowski

A man's personality is matured only when he appropriates the truth, whether it is spoken by Balaam's ass or a sniggering wag…

— Soren Kierkegaard

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

— Ricky Gervais

First there was Greek civilization. Then there was the Renaissance. Now we’re entering the Age of the Ass.

— Jean-Luc Godard

Man with all his shrewdness is as stupid about understanding by himself the mysteries of God, as an ass is incapable of…

— John Calvin

How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted…

— Marjorie M. Liu

If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass…

— Ozzy Osbourne

If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock…

— Wesley Willis

I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, “Smokey! I love you! What’s happening with Jacob?”…

— Titus Welliver

In England, I've done a whole bunch of stuff where I just make a complete ass of myself. I've been doing it…

— Steve Coogan

I come in as an actor, having read through the script a few times, made a couple of character-choices, thinking I'm going…

— Jason Graae

[There is] type [of actors ]a true thespian who doesn't give a flying rat's ass what it is as long as it's…

— Michelle Rodriguez

There are moments of clarity daily. They open me up with a breath and keep me calm. They feed me the answers.…

— Buddy Wakefield

In the story ["The Pyramid and the Ass"] there's this war against the so-called Buddhist Terrorists. As we find out, they're not…

— Alexander Weinstein

Frankly, I get much more sensitive about what's written about me than how I look in a photo. I'm so used to…

— Philip Seymour Hoffman

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass,…

— Mark Twain

I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he…

— Chris Rock

I'm really excited that the fashion industry is evolving, doing a much better job at representation, with women of color, women of…

— Solange Knowles

Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or…

— Gary Yourofsky

“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But,…

— Mark Leyner

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

— Samuel L. Jackson

We're grown ass men, you don't need to be falling all over the place.

— Kobe Bryant

When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.'

— Jay Maisel

Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.

— Milo Ventimiglia

“I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!”

— Tamara Rose Blodgett

We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.

— Benjamin Guggenheim

You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

— J. B. Smoove

I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one.

— Norman Mailer