The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players — Walter Trout Copy Share Image
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what kind of result will be in the end. I already win for myself. — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
Just keep coming home to yourself, you are the one who you've been waiting for. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to see R-rated movies, but I did see 'Kick-Ass' because I'm in it. I'm not going to skip out… — Chloe Grace Moretz Copy Share Image
When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
I like ruins because what remains is not the total design, but the clarity of thought, the naked structure, the spirit of… — Tadao Ando Copy Share Image
I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
For often at Church I've seen the stained high glass Pour out the Virgin and Saints, twist and untwist The mortal youth… — Allen Tate Copy Share Image
I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth. — Usher Copy Share Image
So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Everything is going killer. It's loud and dirty and everything that people expect from DOPE . This situation is nothing new for… — Brian Ebejer Copy Share Image
My jogging is the best thing in my life. Wake up in the morning and jog. Come to the gym and train… — Joshua Clottey Copy Share Image
All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what?… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled memoirs of dopey, self-serving presidents or generals, but in the… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
As I grow older, I put all life's bulls**t aside. I think the process of the laying off of the bulls**t starts… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I feel more confident in being able to be funny if I'm comfortable with the people I'm around. When you're friends with… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'.… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
We could get together all over the world, all races, hold hands together, and hum to death, and try to move the… — Afrika Bambaataa Copy Share Image
Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious Thug ass niggaz… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
When I do photo shoots for men's magazines, I don't do lingerie, I don't do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for… — Meagan Good Copy Share Image
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I went to an art high school in Washington D.C., and I majored in visual art. When I started there, I was… — Njena Reddd Foxxx Copy Share Image
Who I think is actually doing great things for the appearance of women is that Kardashian girl. Kim Kardashian is giving an… — Lucy Lawless Copy Share Image
I never went into physics or the astronaut corps to become a role model. But after my first flight, it became clear… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
You're a superhero. Shut up and enjoy having superpowers. This makes me crazy. This is why the Marvel movies kick DC movies'… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
Working on the right thing is probably more important than working hard. — Caterina Fake Copy Share Image
He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass. — Marjorie M. Liu Copy Share Image
Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today? — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked. — Mark Twight Copy Share Image
