Ass Quote by Robert Schimmel Download Open image “How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?” — Robert Schimmel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Blind Blind people Done Knows People
You can tell a lot about a person from what they purchase at Wal-Mart. My purchase says that I don't shower or wipe my… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As soon as you know a man to be blind, you imagine that you can see it from his back. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
When people look only at the surface and that satisfies them and they think from that surface they see, that is to be truly… — Beah Richards Copy Share Image
Its only a blind person who can walk into a place and fail to notice the absence of light — Ganda Wickliffe Copy Share Image
What they don't know is when you go home and get behind closed doors, man you hit the floor and what they can't see… — Mary Mary Copy Share Image
One senses that, in these conditions, no amount of wet-wiping could bring true hygiene. — Tahir Shah Copy Share Image
I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the fuck up. — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it. — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
They do sell a lot of weird things in sex shops. They have this stuff called Mr. Big Cream. It says, 'Rub it on… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
You know you're out of shape when you have a heart attack when you're watching television. — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy. — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
My daughter saw this billboard for this place: 'Swim With the Dolphins.' She goes, 'I wanna do that.' I said, 'It's a lot of… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
