Funny Quote by Green Monk

Everyone who has ever taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off, and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

When you don't shower, your ass smells simple as that!

— Anonymous

Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about…

— Nolan Bushnell

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.

— Rachel Bilson

“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

“A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he…

— Benson Bruno

“On Showering with Regularity “You’re ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day…. I don’t give a shit if you…

— Justin Halpern

You smell good." "It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-" "Naked. I know the drill.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.

— Emily Weiss

“I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean." "You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It wasn't locked.…

— Jennifer Armentrout

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just…

— Terrence Howard

One senses that, in these conditions, no amount of wet-wiping could bring true hygiene.

— Tahir Shah