I just adore jumping. I do the rest as it is supposed to be done. — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time. — Vince McMahon Copy Share Image
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to… — Terry Hanson Copy Share Image
Over the years, I have been fortunate to get to play a lot of really kick-ass girls. — Summer Glau Copy Share Image
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just… — George Pelecanos Copy Share Image
I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass. — Manohla Dargis Copy Share Image
My father lead by fear. I did what my father said ‘cause I was scared of getting my ass beat. His voice… — Nelly Copy Share Image
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner Copy Share Image
That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Whenever I publish a book, I feel like a trapper caught by the Iroquois. They're all lined up with Tomahawks, and the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that when I sing a song, I can let you know all about the heartbreak, struggle, lies and… — Ray Charles Copy Share Image
The problem was, I was labeled as trouble - so I was like, 'Trouble? I'll show you trouble. You want trouble, well… — Pink Copy Share Image
I'm interested in directing, but it's a real headache. Directing can be a real pain in the ass, because you not only… — Ray Wise Copy Share Image
I'd always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and… — Olivia Thirlby Copy Share Image
When I run into a paradox I think either I'm a total horse's ass to have gotten to this point, or I'm… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
I don't particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that's cool, but I… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
And meteorologists have nothing to tell people in Philo, who know perfectly well that the real story is that to the west,… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I wasn't so stupid that I didn't realize the implications of what they were saying. In my live work I was going… — Iggy Pop Copy Share Image
As to the human race. There are many pretty and winning things about the human race. It is perhaps the poorest of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I wrote an essay too, and mine started something like, "When I was asked to contribute to this book, I said, 'I… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is help people understand if for one day they could have the best day ever, where there… — Dave Asprey Copy Share Image
I love a good wool suit, and I appreciate the fact that it's a natural fiber. I know where it comes from,… — Jason Clarke Copy Share Image
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
You the type that be runnin ya mouth. See you on the block wanna run in ya house. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
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