Ass Quotes · Page 25

They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.

— Ludacris

Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass.

— Jill Scott

You better get busy living, because dying's a pain in the ass.

— Frank Sinatra

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

— Lewis Black

I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.'

— Andy Roddick

There is nothing wrong with eating ass shit most girls like that shit tho

— Young Thug

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

— Anne Hathaway

A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back.

— Benjamin Franklin

I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the…

— Todd Rundgren

There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now…

— Conor McGregor

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in…

— Robin Williams

We have to let nature put what's left together, and see what it can come up with to save our ass.

— Bill Mollison

My idea of a good job would be to be paid really well to sit on my ass all day to look…

— Michael Lesy

To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone…

— Alycia Debnam Carey

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take…

— Chris Farley

You don't have to be famous. You just have to find your own coven of bad-asses that you trust and want to…

— Lizz Winstead

Everything in this country [the US] has got to be good looks and unlined faces and thin bodies and people running around…

— Lauren Bacall

I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I…

— Tig Notaro

Jim Fregosi was not only one of the most respected men in baseball, he was a great man. He was a player's…

— Lenny Dykstra

I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out…

— Dane Cook

I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle…

— Chris Jericho

Every day is a brand-new, completely crazy fantasy-adventure, where I'm either kicking ass or kicking balls. It's all part of the job.…

— Gabriel Luna

You have to hide what you are and it's really stressful and very bad for your self esteem. Because it's not obvious…

— Sinead O'Connor

I am not surprised that the president of the United States called this a phony scandal. I'm not surprised Secretary Clinton asked,…

— Trey Gowdy

Any movie you see, if Tom Cruise is in an action movie or whatever it is, The Avengers, there's going to be…

— Geena Davis

We don’t have to do this. I can fight Coyote. We have the ability to defeat him.” – Sundown “Are you out…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I think there are three types of actors. There are the ones that do the ego thing, which is "I'm never going…

— Michelle Rodriguez

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these…

— J. D. Salinger

No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell…

— Bill Hicks

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of…

— Mark Twain

When you come out the streets. I ain't braggin'. I never sold drugs but I kept a joint on me. I got…

— Rakim

You can't deny that religion has done some good. It organizes lots of anti-poverty programs and soup kitchens and missionary work. But…

— Bill Maher

You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

— Josh Lanyon

You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you wit a padded lock

— Nicki Minaj

He "wasn't used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that's what politics is all about. He…

— Harry S. Truman

There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.

— Andy Lally

“Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the…

— Warren Ellis

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl…

— Asher Roth

Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions.

— Mason Cooley