My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there. What impresses me in a… — Tyler Oakley Copy Share Image
If you want a man that respects the way you think then show more mind than ass. — David Banner Copy Share Image
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience. — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them. — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
Life can be confusing. Good God, and how. Sometimes it seems like the older I get, the more confused I become. That… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
To these Teachers of Zen; you want a zafu cushion? sit your zen ass on a bicycle seat and peddle into hurricane… — Steve Ilg Copy Share Image
“Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me?… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world. — Mike Shinoda Copy Share Image
I'm so excited that my label Rocker Records has partnered with Cleopatra Records to put out this collection of RARE and UNIQUE… — Carmine Appice Copy Share Image
The idea of let's all share the pain equally, or let's freeze salaries altogether - it's ass-backwards. It's absolutely ass-backwards. — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole. — David Heinemeier Hansson Copy Share Image
CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That’s preposterous. Girls don’t like me. I was born and raised… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Everybody was telling me to sit my ass down. Everybody was telling me to get a real job. Everybody was asking me,… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
Every woman is multifaceted. Every woman has a switch, whether she's going to be maternal, whether she's going to be a man-eater,… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Every one of those old songs like "What's My Age Again?" and "All the Small Things" is like a tattoo or a… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
Success is happiness. People say, "Oh that sounds corny." No matter how rich you are you can only sit your ass in… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
