Alcohol Quote by Robin Williams

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

— Richard Pryor

Did you ever try to sleep sober?

— Doug Stanhope

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd…

— Bill Hicks

I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd…

— Bill Hicks

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

— Anonymous

I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.

— Billy Connolly

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

— George Best

WHAT ABOUT BEING NAKED IN THE LIQUOR STORE? I WAS NAKED IN A LIQUOR STORE AND...

— The Rev

I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake.

— Alyssa Milano

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

— George Best

Well, I stopped drinking. That was actually a big deal. I didn't go through any harrowing rock-bottom experience. I just made a decision to…

— Josh Radnor

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

— David Millar