Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass! — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
What is this thing called a kiss? French, tongue, soul, chaste, motherly, fatherly, brotherly, sisterly, ass, genital, Judas, trembling, rough, hesitant, sweet,… — Gilbert Sorrentino Copy Share Image
I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Leave the ass burdened with laws behind in the valley. But your conscience, let it ascend with Isaac into the mountain. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The secret to success is... is no secret. It's called work your Ass off and find a way to add more value… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The world is a bundle of hay, Mankind are the asses that pull, Each tugs in a different way And the greatest… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
But we do need a breather. We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock… — Wesley Willis Copy Share Image
I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game, To stimulate, then activate the left and right brain. Said,… — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Nature is thoroughly mediate. It is made to serve. It receives the dominion of man as meekly as the ass on which… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I was very impressed with Hanson's performance. I thought that little drummer was a kick-ass drummer, and uh, that they sang great,… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
My sense of humor keeps me from committing atrocities! I love rearranging words and destroying language and the established forms of art… — Alan Bishop Copy Share Image
I believe that one can't command sitting on one's ass in the rear. One has to up among the forward brigade commanders,… — Christopher Vokes Copy Share Image
No matter who you are, where you've come from, what you've been through... You can make a difference in this world. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
When we wrapped Resident Evil, we were a 3D movie, but it was no big deal. And then, Avatar came out and… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
