Achieving meaningful goals requires that you commit your entire ass, not just one cheek. — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
“Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter… — Thomas Nashe Copy Share Image
There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her.… — John Huston Copy Share Image
People who build their own home tend to be very courageous. These people are curious about life. They're thinking about what it… — Tom Kundig Copy Share Image
I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating,… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
I never had the slightest difficulty with a fellow actor. Not until One, Two, Three. In that picture, Horst Buchholz tried all… — James Cagney Copy Share Image
I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got… — Coolio Copy Share Image
I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Life can be confusing. Good God, and how. Sometimes it seems like the older I get, the more confused I become. That… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
We can't all be stars; we can't all be leaders. We are all God's creatures, living life, and we have that God… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I am not a huge fan of the Celtic Tiger; I was so glad that you could see people being prosperous, that… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
... once we played at the Fillmore opposite The Cream. Eric Clapton was there and he played his ass off that night… — Barry Goldberg Copy Share Image
This country you're sitting in right now was not built on love, hugs, time-outs and trophies you didn't earn. This country was… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
'As a fraction of your tax dollar today, what is the total cost of all spaceborne telescopes, planetary probes, the rovers on… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
For what it's worth, I've been a hip-hopper from birth. Try to disrespect, and get your ass played up like a Smurf. — Extra P Copy Share Image
Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree? — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
The last thing that the blues needs is another smart-ass white boy with an attitude. — Brownie McGhee Copy Share Image
You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are… — Joan Severance Copy Share Image
I'm in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum. — Claes Oldenburg Copy Share Image
"S" on my chest cause I'm ready to save him Ready to get buck on anybody that plays him — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
The same Constitution that allows her the right, if she wants to, to sit there and say nothing, allows these groups the… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up,… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The world is a bundle of hay, Mankind are the asses that pull, Each tugs in a different way And the greatest… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations… — Robert Mapplethorpe Copy Share Image
My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games. — Reggie Fils-Aime Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won't quit. — Charles Macaulay Copy Share Image
Hard work, studying and perseverance will get you no where in life…it's all about kissing ass — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
