Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses. — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your ass. You know? — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Each workout is like a brick in a building, and every time you go in there and do a half-ass workout, you're… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses! — Frank Scoblete Copy Share Image
There's a tremendous bias against taking risks. Everyone is trying to optimize their ass-covering. — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
Writing is a sad process, sitting on your ass for many, many hours, alone in a room, smelling like coffee, sadness and… — Amy Sherman-Palladino Copy Share Image
The art and act of writing - speaking just for myself - involves getting your proverbial ass in the proverbial chair. — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
If you're ever making a television show, don't cast smart actors because they are just a pain in the ass. The moment… — Ray McKinnon Copy Share Image
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I'd say people get to work and start being more understanding of everybody - instead of calling everybody names, start being more… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian. I mean, no matter what you do -… — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Architects spend an entire life with this unreasonable idea that you can fight against gravity. — Renzo Piano Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone should apologize for being sexy if it comes from a genuine place, if they're not being forced into… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider… — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot become manifest, strength cannot be exerted, wealth is useless, and reason is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude. — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
Everything I've learned about art was (a) because I was actually interested, or (b) I was actually interested in covering my ass… — Peter Schjeldahl Copy Share Image
If someone says there's a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I'm going to move them. — Ryan Buell Copy Share Image
No intelligent man has ever lost a fight to someone who said 'I'm gonna kick your ass'. — Rory Miller Copy Share Image
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers,… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
In 2001 we didn't have all the talent in the world, we just had me on offense and just a bunch of… — Allen Iverson Copy Share Image
I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
At school I fought sometimes. Kids were saying that figure skating is sport for the girls. Then I had to prove them… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
If you're afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you're not really fit to advocate… — James Carlos Blake Copy Share Image
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me… — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me?… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Friends, haters, it's Twitter poll time. What do you think most holds back justice and equality for women? All thoughts welcome! — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Art will remain the most astonishing activity of mankind born out of struggle between wisdom and madness, between dream and reality in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
