The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful. — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away… — Gary Busey Copy Share Image
“Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come… — Mark Kozelek Copy Share Image
How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality… — Ariana Grande Copy Share Image
If a stranger taps you on the ass and says, "How's the little lady today!" you will probably cringe. But if he's… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I've whipped the Harvard graduate's ass. Nothing against Harvard - it's a hell of a school - but there I was, twenty… — Don King Copy Share Image
Architecture is the triumph of human imagination over materials, methods, and men, to put man into possession of his own Earth. It… — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
New York was fun as a kid. I loved to go walking. It was an adventure. I remember throwing my retainer into… — Liv Tyler Copy Share Image
New York, it was an adult portion. It was an adult dose. So it took a couple of trips to get into… — Levon Helm Copy Share Image
I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad… — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
You know what made us the biggest, meanest, Big Mac eating, calorie-counting, world-dominating kick-ass powerhouse country in the history of the human… — Will Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know? — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
When I'm in an interview with someone who is not intelligent, but flat-out ignorant, idiotic and stupid, or just an ass, it… — Karrine Steffans Copy Share Image
What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
I figured I would have to tell someone to kiss my ass before it was all over, and I have -- twice. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting… — Antoine Fuqua Copy Share Image
Architecture never derived its force from stability of culture, but rather from the expression of those moments when that sense of stability… — Mark Wigley Copy Share Image
No matter who you are, where you've come from, what you've been through... You can make a difference in this world. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. — Mark McGrath Copy Share Image
At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I like people admitting they were complete stupid horses' asses. I know I'll perform better if I rub my nose in my… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Intellect in its effort to explain Love got stuck in the mud like an ass. Love alone could explain love and loving. — Rumi Copy Share Image
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me! — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
I've got a good man. He takes care of me. I don't have to be scared of anything because I know he… — Whitney Houston Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
No law can give Congress a backbone if it refuses to stand off as the coequal branch the Constitution made it. — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
I was a martial artist. So, for me to be able to do all of the fights is a blast. It's so… — Caity Lotz Copy Share Image
One of the great beauties of architecture is that each time, it is like life starting all over again. — Renzo Piano Copy Share Image
Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The… — James Carlos Blake Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss… — Johnny Garrett Copy Share Image
“If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look here: "Mo' money, mo' problems," my ass. You's a naive cat if you still believe that. — Ol' Dirty Bastard Copy Share Image
As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love… — Vernon Reid Copy Share Image
