Ass Quotes · Page 32

Your memo is trumping a Congressional statute. You don't have the discretion on whether to follow the law or not.

— Trey Gowdy

making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making…

— Robbie Robertson

The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my…

— Elton John

Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage…

— William Shenstone

Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

— Charles Bukowski

Home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to…

— William S. Burroughs

Business is a sport and I want to win. I want to kick your ass. I may not win every game. But…

— Mark Cuban

I admire women who can be feminists and fight for women's rights, who believe in our powers as individuals and yet not…

— Olivia Wilde

The first gesture of an architect is to draw a perimeter; in other words, to separate the microclimate from the macro space…

— Mario Botta

I can't be paralyzed anymore by the critics. My new mantra is, if you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked…

— Brené Brown

Designers think everything done by someone else is awful, and that they could do it better themselves, which explains why I designed…

— Chris Bangle

“Amphora,” he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips,…

— Diana Gabaldon

It's just interesting how people relate my success when I would like to think that I worked my ass off for a…

— Melanie Martinez

The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in…

— Woody Allen

You can't ask a guy like me why [I performed]. I really wanted to fly through the air. I was a daredevil,…

— Evel Knievel

I suggest that US foreign policy can still be defined as "kiss my ass or I'll kick your head in." But of…

— Harold Pinter

That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down.

— Evelyn Waugh

Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.

— Tom Robbins

The fact that I was going to be the first American woman to go into space carried huge expectations along with it.

— Sally Ride

The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get…

— Dennis Miller

I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police…

— William S. Burroughs

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

— Ray Romano

When you can feel that close to something you're used to seeing from this great distance, well, it changes a person.

— Sally Ride

Very skinny girls were on the cover of magazines and that's what I was looking up to so that's what I had…

— Demi Lovato

I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.

— Michael J. Fox

There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you.

— Demi Lovato

Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.

— Benjamin Disraeli

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll…

— Greg Behrendt

It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel's ass.

— Robert Charles Wilson

Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause why music was ordain'd! Was it not to refresh the mind…

— William Shakespeare

Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

— J. B. Smoove

Well, as much as I love kicking asses and taking names, it's way past curfew for you three"- Arriane

— Lauren Kate

There's a beauty in work and I love it, all different kinds of work. That's what I consider it. Rock is my…

— Bruce Springsteen

Coach Bryant, before you start hugging me, you ought to know that my boys are fixing to get after y’all’s ass,

— Pat Dye

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

— Frank Zappa

I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

— Oscar Wilde

As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your…

— Killer Mike

Countless women are alive today because of ideas stimulated by a design flaw in the Hubble Space Telescope.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing…

— CM Punk