I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
If you're looking for an author who can deliver high-octane thrills every time and a character who is NOT to be messed… — Mark Billingham Copy Share Image
Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a… — S.M. Stirling Copy Share Image
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank. — Bob Gunton Copy Share Image
Precocious and eccentric are okay. But I think that people in the arts represent something integral and kind of secretive in everybody… — Nellie McKay Copy Share Image
I suggest that US foreign policy can still be defined as "kiss my ass or I'll kick your head in." But of… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
But I do think the idea that basic cooking skills are a virtue, that the ability to feed yourself and a few… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I like flawed characters very much. A lot of times I get asked to do parts that are kind of small but… — Bobby Cannavale Copy Share Image
If thou art rich, thou art poor; for, like an ass, whose back with ingots bows, thou bearest thy heavy riches but… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction. — Elie Tahari Copy Share Image
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to… — Hiromu Arakawa Copy Share Image
People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum. — Claes Oldenburg Copy Share Image
I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I never took it upon myself to change the world. And those contemporaries of mine who were going around falling for the… — Walker Evans Copy Share Image
