That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people. — David Ayer Copy Share Image
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secret to success is... is no secret. It's called work your Ass off and find a way to add more value… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
You can't take the heat, get ya ass out the kitchen Matter fact, take ya ass back in there and wash the… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
I was like, "Excuse me, guys. My ass is going to be facing this way. Do you mind maybe just standing over… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
In America, you don't even have proper holidays. It's really one of the most prosperous slave societies in history. People work their… — Pankaj Mishra Copy Share Image
I like being a rapper and cursing and getting paid. But at some point I feel like I'm going to be an… — El-P Copy Share Image
Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
We intentionally didn't want to release anything when we were very young, I suppose, because we had a lot of foresight. Stuff… — Matthew Healy Copy Share Image
I spar with 18-year-old kids that try to kick my ass all the time. As far as going in and doing a… — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
The role of the poet is almost nothing...drearily nothing. And when he steps outside of his boots and tries to get tough… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Value yourself for what the media doesn't - your intelligence, your street smarts, your ability to play a kick-ass game of pool,… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The person who's in the Zen monastery, who's doing a kind of poor job at meditating and a half-ass job cleaning the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I want to live a really positive ass life. No matter what is in the media about me or what's said in… — Scott Eastwood Copy Share Image
Who you going to tell when the repercussions spin, showing off your ass because you think it's a trend. — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.” — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
You can kiss my Kiss-loving ass because Kiss was never a critic's band. It was a people's band. — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business. — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa, or as Latrice would say, the homeland. — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
Charting your own course isn't just more necessary than ever before. It's also much easier - and much more fun. — Pink Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a… — Dan Devine Copy Share Image
When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
What, I'm supposed to succumb to your ideal image of what this is? No. I'm gonna stand above that and I'm gonna… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where… — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are! — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.” “I… — Hannah Nicole Maehrer Copy Share Image
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night. — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them. — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
If something's bugging my ass on any particular day, I'm probably going to say something about it, but I'm not going to… — Patterson Hood Copy Share Image
I wish every American explored the importance of novel writing, identity, honesty, character and place in fresh-ass ways. — Kiese Laymon Copy Share Image
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
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