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I find that rock climbing is the finest, most healthiest sport in the whole world. It is much healthier than most; look… — John Salathe Copy Share Image
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her.… — John Huston Copy Share Image
People who build their own home tend to be very courageous. These people are curious about life. They're thinking about what it… — Tom Kundig Copy Share Image
I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating,… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
I never had the slightest difficulty with a fellow actor. Not until One, Two, Three. In that picture, Horst Buchholz tried all… — James Cagney Copy Share Image
I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got… — Coolio Copy Share Image
I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I have taken your advice and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions the last I shall have but… — Michael Faraday Copy Share Image
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I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being - to earn an experiment… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
I bizarrely think that this [Sin City] is the perfect date movie. If a guy took me on a date to see… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
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I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Ah, to build, to build! That is the noblest art of all the arts. Painting and sculpture are but images, Are merely… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Now I think liberals have gone from underreacting to Trump and saying that Trump is just a clown and a buffoon, and… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
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You move on. It's work. Yeah, I'm privileged and paid handsomely and it's not exactly being in a coal mine, but you… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
When somebody is determined to whup your ass, without regard to any concern for what is fair, you must recognize that the… — Robert Stacy McCain Copy Share Image
There is no logical reason to believe in God. There are emotional reasons, certainly, but I cannot have faith that nothing is… — Andrew Davidson Copy Share Image
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Prince Charming is very nice and very honest and very confident in who he is and funny and knows how to have… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
As some species of plants need to be burned to the ground in order for them to later flourish, I needed to… — Xeno Muller Copy Share Image
I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models… It's not like it was when… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
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I think people sometimes don't pay enough attention to what they do. I've done well, but the reason is pretty simple: I've… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
Joey being one of my finest performances ever. Matt LeBlanc's basically doing the same thing right now, playing himself on Episodes. When… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, one of my favorite songs is 'La Marseillaise'. I'll watch Casablanca just to hear it. It is enough… — Seymour Stein Copy Share Image
I never took it upon myself to change the world. And those contemporaries of mine who were going around falling for the… — Walker Evans Copy Share Image
Horses (thou say'st) and asses men may try, And ring suspected vessels ere they buy; But wives, a random choice, untried they… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I feel more confident in being able to be funny if I'm comfortable with the people I'm around. When you're friends with… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'.… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one. It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
My jogging is the best thing in my life. Wake up in the morning and jog. Come to the gym and train… — Joshua Clottey Copy Share Image
All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what?… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled memoirs of dopey, self-serving presidents or generals, but in the… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image