Ass Quote by J. B. Smoove

“I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest." "Ooh, just what I've always…

— Quinn Loftis

“Life comes at you ass fast”

— Jordan Silver

“In Leon's life, or rather, in his account of his life, no one was mean-spirited, no one schemed or lied or betrayed. Everyone was…

— Ian McEwan

I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing…

— Anthony de Mello

“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back”

— Sara Wolf

“An ass is an ass, no matter how many first names you give it.”

— Uncle Jessie The Joy of Life

“Always have a list of what you want to achieve in life”

— Sunday Adelaja

The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that when I got here!

— Anonymous

“Accept yourself: flaws, quirks, talents, secret thoughts, all of it, and experience true liberation.”

— Amy Leigh Mercree

“I was more ass than assassin.”

— Mark Lawrence

Earl puts the "ass" in 'assassin.' Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic.

— Earl Sweatshirt

What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!

— Bender (The Cartoon Character