Humor Quote by Jordan Silver Download Open image ““Life comes at you ass fast”” — Jordan Silver ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life
“Some good shit happens fast (a bestselling book), and some good shit happens slow (love).” — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
“My boy doesn’t want to come out of there baby, he missed his mama.” — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“First of all he might be a she we'll be finding that out tomorrow." "Hold it, fuck no you didn't tell me about that,… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“Publishing a book is like giving birth. You labor over it and then produce what you think is the most beautiful thing in the… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“Hearing her voice was like seeing the sun after weeks of darkness.” — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity. Plagiarized from King David of Ysrael written sometime between… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
