Irony is to the high-bred what billingsgate is to the vulgar; and when one gentleman thinks another gentleman an ass, he does… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll… — Robert Glasper Copy Share Image
You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are… — Joan Severance Copy Share Image
He wouldn't talk to me for two months. I was like, 'What an ass**le.' Actors are used to getting their way and… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting… — Antoine Fuqua Copy Share Image
Working with men like Al Pacino, Tommy Lee Jones, Michael Douglas, Edward Norton, David Morse, and Kevin Costner, you have to step… — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
The bottom line is that TV can either be a great asset to your career, or if you're a complete ass that… — Bret Michaels Copy Share Image
But then fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
My name, the McGregor name, my family's motto ... means royal is in my blood. That goes way back. So for [Aldo]… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Over the years, I have been fortunate to get to play a lot of really kick-ass girls. — Summer Glau Copy Share Image
I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I was raped: I said no and he wouldn't stop. I also had a scar on my back and blood coming out… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE! — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
That particular story ["The Pyramid and the Ass"] was written during the dark days of the Bush years. George W. Bush had… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
I would love to be an Avenger or Wonder Woman. Pretty much any woman who can kick ass and take names, I… — Katrina Law Copy Share Image
I was a martial artist. So, for me to be able to do all of the fights is a blast. It's so… — Caity Lotz Copy Share Image
I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth. — Usher Copy Share Image
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