Ass Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's…

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy