Girlfriend Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

— Jeff Foxworthy