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I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS! — Calista Flockhart Copy Share Image
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Most fighters are the most humble people in the world because they've gotten their ass kicked before. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
I would sooner die of a taipan bite then tell my dad that I got bitten by a taipan. Because my nose… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
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The eyes healed in a matter of a few days, as eyes heal quickly, mine just heal faster than anybody else. I… — Don Frye Copy Share Image
Architecture is not based on concrete and steel, and the elements of the soil. It's based on wonder. — Daniel Libeskind Copy Share Image
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What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about. — Larry Winget Copy Share Image
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I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts. — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
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It is therefore indisputable that the limbs of architecture are derived from the limbs of man. — Michelangelo Copy Share Image
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