I don't necessarily think of myself as a feminist, but I'm a whole person. I'm not just breasts or ass or thighs… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson Copy Share Image
“Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.” — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have this little neighbor next door. He comes over and tells me about playing Call of Duty, and he's talking about,… — Jonathan Gottschall Copy Share Image
A miser is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles all its life. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Somtimes I regret [that debut album was titled "Bad Azz" ], because people take it the wrong way. Everybody got a bad… — Lil Boosie Copy Share Image
My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see… — Lorenzo di Bonaventura Copy Share Image
In memoir, can you really tell the truth about yourself? You're not going to write about your little peccadilloes, like, "I like… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
I just adore jumping. I do the rest as it is supposed to be done. — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I worked my ass off to earn what I have. You have to understand, not many people where I come from get… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me... Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief,… — RZA Copy Share Image
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
My father lead by fear. I did what my father said ‘cause I was scared of getting my ass beat. His voice… — Nelly Copy Share Image
You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business… — Yvon Chouinard Copy Share Image
What we were trying to do was take the notion of Greek tragedy, of fated and doomed people, and instead of these… — David Simon Copy Share Image
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