Ass Quote by Stephen Colbert

I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you looked up…

— Daniel Tosh

Great night. Phelps got a gold. How sick is that.

— Eric Weddle

It was a great Olympics - Team USA finished the games with 17 more medals than China. China said it was tough to swallow…

— Jimmy Fallon

"What kind of world do we live in? Why are we applauding this guy's abs?" I mean, no offense to Michael Phelps. We like…

— Mark Haskell Smith

I am flawed, deeply flawed. I didn't invent the [doping] culture but I didn't try to stop the culture and that's my mistake, and…

— Lance Armstrong

I'm not trying to get five medals. I'm not trying to be Michael Phelps.

— Lindsey Vonn

I think I would go for a Michael Phelps kind of guy.

— Gabby Douglas

But post my victory in Beijing, I actually wanted to quit sport and move on to something else in life.

— Abhinav Bindra

I couldn't beat Michael Phelps. A couple of years ago, I was racing against him and it just kinda dawned on me during the…

— Mark Warkentin

Do you think I wouldn't go somewhere to fight somebody... Bro, my second fight with the UFC was where? Nah, it was in China.

— Kevin Holland

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our…

— Stephen Colbert

Some people are saying that the reason Michael Phelps isn't doing so well is because he let himself get too out of shape. I…

— Conan O'Brien