Ass Quote by LL Cool J

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

I should have listened when my Momma told me that, If you play now you gonna suffer later, Figured she was talking yang-yang so…

— Outkast

My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference.

— Charles Portis

Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment beneath a…

— Gene Luen Yang

Just being an ape is a workout.

— Andy Serkis

“Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom. "Look," I explained, "I'm…

— Sloane Tanen

“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.”

— John Rachel

Well, there's no monkey on my back,

— Kim Clijsters

Tell Yao Ming, Ching chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.

— Shaquille O'Neal

“Just as no monkey is as good-looking as the ugliest of humans, no academic is worthier than the worst of the creators”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

“Human beings wear clothing and walk upright, but when you take that away, we're nothing but monkeys.”

— Osamu Tezuka