Ass Quote by Lewis Black

The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out…

— Rachel Campos-Duffy

I think religion is a bunch of hooey, and I think that the holidays are an opportunity for people to get stressed out, getting…

— Ricky Martin

For many of us, sadly, the spirit of Christmas is "hurry". And yet, eventually, the hour comes when the rushing ends and the race…

— Burton Hill

Christmas is the biggest holiday in numbers - in terms of gross amounts - because you have one and a half to two months.

— Jacques Torres

I understand Christmas, and I understand Easter. But Halloween is one of those things where, if you don't grow with it? The French, they…

— Jacques Torres

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New Year starts.

— Leandra Medine

I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of…

— Ray Stannard Baker

I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to…

— Julia Peterkin

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that…

— Lloyd Kaufman

Christmas is not just a day, an event to be observed and speedily forgotten. It is a spirit which should permeate every part of…

— William Parks

In my experience, those who make the biggest fuss about not spending much at Christmas are generally the ones who buy what they want…

— Julian Baggini

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the eight hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous overeating is encouraged so that the…

— Lloyd Kaufman