Ass Quote by Spider Robinson Download Open image “And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?” — Spider Robinson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Holes Pairs Pants
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There's a price for absolution on this planet, and it's called penance.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
And I repeat: if there is anything that can divert the land of my birth from its current stampede into the Stone Age, it… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“Annie clouded up. For a second, he thought she was going to erupt, and flinched. She saw that...and got control of herself with an visible effort. She took three deep breaths, each longer than the last, and her features became serene. All at once it seemed totally clear to Mike that she was right and he was nuts - that… — Spider Robinson Copy Share
…when writing, always hook the reader with your first sentence…in love, never settle…value yourself first and this will help you to value others…life is… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of Heaven… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it. — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“I had not until then fully realized that I was odd, that there was anything strange about growing up with a single-parent genius. I… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“Shared pain is lessened Shared joy is increased Thus do we refute entropy” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
She danced because she needed to. She needed to say things which could be said in no other way, and she needed to take… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile. — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
The problems of today's youth were no longer a Sunday supplement, or a news broadcast, or anything so remote and intangible. They were suddenly become a dirty, shivering boy, who told us that in this world we had built for him with our sweat and our blood, he was not only tired of living, but so unscared of dying that… — Spider Robinson Copy Share
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
