If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
I'm convinced that without bad design, the world would be a far less stimulating place; we would have nothing to marvel over… — Carrie Fulton Phillips Copy Share Image
Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do. — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit… — Walter Martin Copy Share Image
If you are an ass and considers yourself a stag, then the time you will find your error is when you have… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon. — Adam Richman Copy Share Image
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It… — Joanna Russ Copy Share Image
I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being - to earn an experiment… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
I bizarrely think that this [Sin City] is the perfect date movie. If a guy took me on a date to see… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with… — George Michael Copy Share Image
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
You know, in the oath that brand-new citizens take, it contains six different references to 'the law.' If it's good enough for… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Being naked strips away more than your clothes, it reveals unknown facets of your true nature. I had thought of myself as… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
“Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Hi. How are you feeling?" "Downright perky, thanks for asking." She smiled a little until she came up to him. With her… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
You make it all sound so simple. Run your guts out...collapse at the finish, throw up, that makes a good runner. Sounds… — Keith Brantly Copy Share Image
It is called working your ass off. The difference is what you are willing to sacrifice. For every writer who wants balance… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
You can approach the act of writing with nervousness, excitement, hopefulness, or even despair - the sense that you can never completely… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I was looking in the mirror today and my waist is still 28 inches. I think it's all because I have a… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
I love to ride horses. I've ridden since I was a kid so I got to do some riding, which was a… — Douglas Booth Copy Share Image
When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell! — William Halsey Copy Share Image
I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
![“I bizarrely think that this [Sin City] is the perfect date movie. If a guy took me on a date to see this movie, I would marry him, for sure. It's bad-ass chicks and rad dudes, who are sexy, all over the place, and there's so much cool action.” quote by Jessica Alba](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4e4/jessica-alba-3395_action_i-bizarrely-think-that-this-sin-city-is_868220.jpg)
![“The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.” quote by George Michael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/42d/george-michael-1332_andrew_the-thing-that-s-weird-is-that-we-though_2471073.jpg)
