Ass Quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

Mindful of the fact you live in an agricultural country, I presume you know what an ass is. We read in the New Testament…

— Richard Cushing

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.

— Bruce Lee

Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes.

— Drake

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.

— Thomas Fuller

I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.

— George Herbert

What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

“When I saw my backside, I gasped. “I have no ass!” I said aloud. “They have left me no ass!”

— Maziar Bahari

It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis

— Beavis And Butthead

You know what I pay attention to? Butts in the seats. That's what my mother used to say: 'Are there butts in those seats?'…

— Leslie Uggams

When you assume you make an ass out of u and me.

— Anonymous

I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing…

— Anthony de Mello

“You’re cheery, which is important, you’re cheeky, which is more important, and you’ve got a lovely bottom, which is all-important. The ass of a…

— Stephen King