Ass Quote by Kinky Friedman

You cannot run and scratch your ass at the same damn time.

— Anas Alobobo

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

— Craig Charles

“I could've punch him in the nose, but there wasn't a stepladder anywhere handy.”

— Jay Crownover

Baseball can build you up to the sky one day and the next day you have to climb a stepladder to look up at…

— Johnny Pesky

I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the monkey mind. The thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

The state of New Jersey is really two places - terrible cities and wonderful suburbs. I live in the suburbs, the final battleground of…

— Harlan Coben

I mean, as you start to scratch the surface - and that's what I think the intent of these films are. Here's a little…

— Chris Henchy

So someday in the near future hopefully rather than having a foot or a leg amputated we'll just give you an injection of the…

— Robert Lanza

A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is…

— Sheldon Harnick

“And while we're on the subject, I know you were wondering, and yes, I was checking you out. It had nothing to do with…

— Heather Hildenbrand

To this day I over prepare. I draw storyboards for every scene - chicken scratches so crude that they amuse and horrify the crew.…

— Eric Stoltz

I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire…

— Tommy Wiseau