Humor Quote by Jay Crownover Download Open image ““I could've punch him in the nose, but there wasn't a stepladder anywhere handy.”” — Jay Crownover ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“You need not treat me like a child, sir. I am perfectly capable of navigating this staircase on my own." He snorted. Her nostrils… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
“I'd never wanted to punch anyone as badly as I wanted to punch her right in her perfectly little surgically-altered nose.” — Jessica Verdi Copy Share Image
“I'd underestimated him. I assumed anyone who started out gut-punching you in an elevator couldn't have all that much else in his arsenal. For… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
“He was an arsehole like that. It was entirely because of good manners that I didn't punch him in the face.” — Kuansiew Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, by the time I'd gotten to the stairs I had finished gasping and stepping on dead people, so I was pretty prepared for… — April White Copy Share Image
“Max snorted. “Not a chance. Did you see his face when he found out you didn’t have shoes and were bleeding on my watch?… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“I figured I would shoot the bullets out of my nostrils so I left it upstairs.” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“Then, as the priest was emerging somewhat uneasily from his lair, he went straight up to him, looked deep into his eyes, and growled… — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
“He might make it, even if all I really did was hit him in the head with an axe.” — Richard Hooker Copy Share Image
“I could dodge the kick, but the stable door was already down - and I hadn't even realised it until I saw the splinters.” — Mike Carey Copy Share Image
“helped Rick from the Jeep and levitated him up the stairs and into my bedroom. Only it didn’t happen as smoothly as it sounds.… — Genevieve Jack Copy Share Image
“there was no way that weapon of mass destruction was going to work its way inside my body.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“The knuckles of his hand that had Shaw's name inked across them caught my eye. I pointed to them. "You have her with you forever already, a ring isn't going to make that much of a difference, bro." "I need to wait until she's done with school next semester. She needs to graduate and focus on starting med school. I… — Jay Crownover Copy Share
“I don’t know, Half-Pint, something tells me reining you in is probably a pretty good time.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share
“When a guy like that kisses you, it doesn’t matter if you’re important or special. All that matters is that it’s you he’s kissing,… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“Love was supposed to make you better, not make you hate the person you became in order to obtain it. His” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we get more than we asked for because we've settled for less for so long.. When you pay your dues, your bound to… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“I almost fell off my stool. Not because I didn't think he loved Shaw, or that he would make an awesome husband, but because… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“Aren’t all the best songs about a girl? It doesn’t matter if it’s metal, if it’s country, if it’s blues or rock and roll;… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“She was also damn cute. Not beautiful or stunningly pretty, but she was cuter than any girl with that much attitude had a right… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
