Quote by Jasper Fforde Download Open image ““Besides, I punched him in the eye.”” — Jasper Fforde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She rolls her eyes. “You should have jumped out of the bush and punched him straight in the nose.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“Something punches me in the stomach. His eyes. Something about his eyes. It’s not him” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“I can't help but stare at his swollen eye and bruised jaw. He looks like the god of war, damaged and scarred, but still… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“You wound me I remove his hand and meet him in the eye. "No worse than I already have.” — Joan He Copy Share Image
“If you punched him in the face, he wouldn’t even know how to bleed right.” — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“His face was badly bruised and swollen and altogether painful looking, but it really brought out his eyes.” — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the rest of… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
After all, reading is arguably a far more creative and imaginative process than writing; when the reader creates emotion in their head, or the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Sometimes your destiny takes you to dark places where you'd rather not be, but destiny, as they say, is destiny.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Whoever controls the supply of metaphor controls fiction! . . . Metaphor should be controlled. A glut on the market would make fiction overtly… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“A sloppy half-Windsor is the first symptom of serial indolence' she replied in the patronizing voice that Yellows reserved for Rule-breakers, 'and ignoring the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
The universe always moves from an ordered state to a disordered one; that a glass may fall to the ground and shatter yet you… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
