Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldn’t tell because I was already sitting in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The night didn't go so well because I broke his nose, which was an accident that happened when I hit him in the face… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“If you punched him in the face, he wouldn’t even know how to bleed right.” — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“I bit the inside of my cheek. I wanted to hit him. Not just for his presumptuousness, but for the way my heart jumped… — Amanda Leigh Copy Share Image
“He had firsthand knowledge of getting punched in the face, and it was an experience he didn't want to repeat.” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“You didn't break my nose,” he says.“Too bad.”“No, that’s good,” he says. “Because I would've broken yours.”“You’d hit a girl?”“We fight all the time.” — Dan Krokos Copy Share Image
“Something punches me in the stomach. His eyes. Something about his eyes. It’s not him” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“I'd never wanted to punch anyone as badly as I wanted to punch her right in her perfectly little surgically-altered nose.” — Jessica Verdi Copy Share Image
“You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies...” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image