Fantasy Quote by Jasper Fforde

“Mac folded his arms on the bar and looked at me intently and said, in a resonant baritone, "You've got to be very careful,…

— Jim Butcher

“When they coughed, they coughed like people accustomed to be forgotten on doorsteps and in draughty passages, waiting for answers to letters in faded…

— Charles Dickens

“All tha’ effin’ an’ blindin’ she was doin’...I ain’t never seen tha’ likes. Ya’ made a right hames wit dis’ wan, Athair. If she…

— J.L. McCoy

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

“Shergahn and friend lay like poleaxed steers, and the Daranfelian's greasy hair was thick with potatoes, carrots, gravy, and chunks of beef. His companion…

— David Weber

“She fart ... Then (They laughed) ... (She also) ... Then ... She said: "I am hungry”

— Deyth Banger

“An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air.…

— Steve Alten

“Butter laughed beneath sea salt, and gravy anointed them both.”

— N.D. Wilson

“After breakfast they went whooping and prancing out on the bar, and chased each other round and round, shedding clothes as they went, until…

— Mark Twain

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“Restaurants always seemed to be full of bored couples who enjoyed eavesdropping.”

— Jean-Pierre Alaux

Ah...' Park said, pained. 'What?' 'Those are alphabetized.' 'It's okay. I know the alphabet.' 'Right.' He looked embarrassed. 'Sorry.

— Rainbow Rowell