Jasper-fforde Quote by Jasper Fforde

“Oxygen was called flammable air for a while, but it didn't catch on.”

— Mark Forsyth

“The Questioner was repacking his tools with a vague air of disappointment. Deciding my legs were steady enough to carry me, I propped myself…

— Daniel Polansky

“I swear to God, Boss,” he said one day. “Ya ain’t never been a talker, but lately, if ya’d a had to rub two…

— Eli Easton

“Ask a burning question, get a burning answer”

— Lynda Barry

“Your job is not to be a fire killer. Your job is to prevent fires.”

— Sam Carpenter

“How about,” Jane suggested, “some dumb question as to what a refinery does?” “Good idea,” fired back Col. “What does a refinery do?” Connie…

— Julia Golding

“Are all firefighters as hot as you?”

— Lisa Kessler

“Was floozy the kind of job that required good references? Matt doubted it, but he refrained from saying so.”

— Josh Lanyon

“The job of the writer isn't to answer questions. The job of the writer is to ask the questions for which there are no…

— Jens Porup

“I was incapable of producing anything coherent at the moment so rather than throwing out some witty banter in response I said something like…

— N.M. Silber

“You’re playing with fire, man.” “I can handle the burn. Just do what I asked.”

— Gail McHugh

“I’m going to set the shed on fire.” I splashed gasoline on the door. The smell was sharp and tugged at the back of…

— Laurell K. Hamilton