“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“...Mind you, if we we're talking about regeneration, we could go a step further and take a leaf out of the sponge… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“I see you've met Patrick of Ludlow," I replied, trying to stifle a giggle, for Tiger was thirty feet up in the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Good," said Moobin. "Any questions?" "Yes," said Tiger. "Why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?" "Sorry, I should rephrase that:… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“A Quarkbeast is a small hyena-shaped creature that is covered in leathery scales and often described as: 'One tenth Labrador, six-tenths velociraptor… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“After almost two hours, the phone rang. I could guess who it was. "Hello, Blix," I said before he could say anything.… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“magic swirls about us like an invisible fog of energy that can be tapped by those gifted enough, using a variety of… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
