The VCR is to the American film producer, as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone. — Jack Valenti Copy Share Image
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Summer: Sitting at home alone all day realizing how many friends you don't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
Its the person that tries to keep everyone together that sits at home alone crying all night. — Internet Kiddo Copy Share Image
Staying home alone on a Friday. Flat on the floor looking back on old love... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my family a great deal. But I sure do like being the calm & quiet that comes with being home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
One reason so many children are seen on the streets at night is because they are afraid to stay at home alone. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
When I am home alone I like to scatter my tackle across the floor and play with it. I may pretend I… — Howell Raines Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're an artist, you're generally working at home alone in a studio. It's just really good to get with other guys… — Brian Stelfreeze Copy Share Image
I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone, You shall find what you seek and make it your own, But despair… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“For if it is rash to walk into a lion's den unarmed, rash to navigate the Atlantic in a rowing boat, rash… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor… — Jamzy Copy Share Image
He loved her for being so beautiful, and he hated her for it. He loved how she put shiny stuff on her… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
In a dog social cue from a master can override where he saw the being placed. That won’t happen unless we have… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
I dont think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because were pretty much two different kinds of actors. Hes done a… — Brian Bonsall Copy Share Image
I believe in Destiny-3 days later I come back home from the vacation I went to while my teenager daughter stayed home… — Mayla Copy Share Image
What are you going to do if you have all the money in the world and all the things that you wanted… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
“The first time I saw Reverend Shuttlesworth, for example, he came strolling across the parking lot of the motel where I was… — James Baldwin Copy Share Image
“His gut was stitched up good and tight, but that didn’t prevent it from flopping. He wiped his damp palms on the… — Sandra Brown Copy Share Image
“For if it is rash to walk into a lion’s den unarmed, rash to navigate the Atlantic in a rowing boat, rash… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“All those summer drives, no matter where I was going, to a person, a project, an adventure, or home, alone in the… — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
“Preventing Separation Anxiety We wish our dogs could be with us all day, every day, but it’s not possible, and puppies do… — Terry Albert Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder why I'm there for him. We lock eyes across the room, and I know. Sometimes I wonder why I… — Krystalline Dayaphanise Copy Share Image
“Why did you come here tonight?” she asked. “Other than the fact that you’ve finally come to your senses and realize you… — Kathryn Smith Copy Share Image
When my agent called me up and said, "Do you want to be in a movie called Sharknado?" I said, "What is… — John Heard Copy Share Image
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you a home alone and someone knocks at the door... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
