Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's important to keep up momentum, when I'm home alone I get stagnant, I go crazy and have to see my therapist.… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Cuz when I'm gone lil mama home alone at every time. You never blowed my phone up yet cuz you respect the… — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfriending me when I didn’t even know we were friends? It’s like breaking wind when you’re home alone. If I can’t smell… — George Takei Copy Share Image
I just kicked it at home, I polished up the chrome. Called the druga on the phone, let her know I'm home… — Lil Rob Copy Share Image
Well, I don't know. Home Alone, I was a lot younger and I was in every shot and it was a lot… — Alex D. Linz Copy Share Image
If you watch Home Alone backwards, its a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child,… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
You know, I don't walk home alone at night. If I drive into our courtyard after dark, I ask my partner to… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
Being home alone at night makes me a bit nervous. If I'm at home alone, I have to sleep on the sofa… — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
“Mom, I can take care of myself, and I've been doing a pretty good job of it for quite some time. Besides,… — Trice Hickman Copy Share Image
See him there, Love's Fool, Dancing, Smiling, Spinning, Giggling. A Dance of Love, Joy, Laughter. His Love profound, His smile genuine, His… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
YOU'RE A FUCKING GROWN ASS WOMEN! AND YOU MADE MY SISTER CRY! OKAY,BITCH!WE ARE GOING TO HAVE WORDS! YOU WAIT! I NOT… — Jazzy Copy Share Image
Married life can seem as if it's only five days long. The first day you meet, the second day you marry, the… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
I had this big complex because I didn't go to college. There was a whole era where I got linked to everybody.… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
“Al was referring to the time during the Cuban missile crisis that he left his five-months-pregnant wife home alone with no food… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
I don't think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because we're pretty much two different kinds of actors. He's done a… — Brian Bonsall Copy Share Image
Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone." "The whole night?" Immediately, I realized it might not… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Someone To Care I'm so confused, sometimes as my sickness worsens each day I want someone to love and take care of… — Justice Ogali Copy Share Image
“Be a part of the world, but never in it… Because of what we do, we have to interact with people. But… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Give Your Heart A Break lyrics The day I first met you You told me you'd never fall in love But now… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
You're gone and I got to stay high All the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh High all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realized I was going to get through this disappointing service, and anyway, you have to be somewhere: better here, where I… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“When Peter got injured in Canada and Kira started work, Peter was left at home alone with Isak. One day the child… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
A beautiful woman that can go out and then come home alone and lay in bed alone, is a woman with standards… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was really scared to stay home alone when I was kid, and I would freak out whenever there was a noise… — Sabrina Carpenter Copy Share Image
If you wait to approach her, you might be going home alone. It's what they mean by, He who hesitates, masturbates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember being home alone when I was about 13 and making a souffle from a recipe in one of my mother's… — Sophie Dahl Copy Share Image
What if Macauley Culkin were black in 'Home Alone?' Most people would write it differently... but I would write it the same… — Martellus Bennett Copy Share Image
A baby's laughter is the most BEAUTIFUL sounds in the world.. Unless its 3AM, your home alone, and you don't have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I am home alone I like to Fill my bathtub up with spaghetti and pretend I'm a meatball. — Markd Copy Share Image
If a boy starts an invitation with, Are you home alone/I'll be home alone, say no. You are a human being, not… — Amanda Day Copy Share Image
Home alone during the day:*dancing* FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOW TO THE WALLL!!! Home alone at night:*squeezes kitchen knife* WHO'STHERE?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How you figga? You fuckin wit me? I hope he jokin. Im witcha girl, you home alone, bitch you Macauley Culkin — J Cole Copy Share Image
Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees… — Marni Jackson Copy Share Image