I feel like it would take a lot of work to be a bad flight attendant, yet somehow there are more bad… — Frankie Muniz Copy Share Image
Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I was so scared the first time I flew the flight attendant called me Whitey. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.” — Richard J. Ferris Copy Share Image
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the… — Anthony Edwards Copy Share Image
Flight attendants all over the world saw 'Sex and the City.' Doesn't matter what country you are in. The flight attendants know… — Ron Livingston Copy Share Image
When I began my career as a flight attendant, I was a 21-year-old with a B.A. in English and stars in her… — Ann Hood Copy Share Image
My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and… — Erika Christensen Copy Share Image
That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Sir, your friend needs to put her seat belt on." "As much as I like a lovely girl leaning on my shoulder,"… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
Here I am… You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to… — Patricia Ireland Copy Share Image
My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to travel. My mom was a geography queen, I knew the atlas, and I looked at her pictures of… — Le1f Copy Share Image
The real challenge of being a flight attendant is getting people out. The training requires that they demonstrate they can evacuate an… — Philip Greenspun Copy Share Image
“In the harsh veracity of the real world, he was rich, successful, and one of the most desired bachelors in New York—and… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
Did you hear about this genius that got on a plane and set fire to his feet? Turns out he had bombs… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
This was 1978, when flying was still an occasion, a special grand event that took planning and care. I worked as a… — Ann Hood Copy Share Image
“Whatever junk novels were, however they worked, they were close to therapy, and airports were close to therapy. They both belonged to… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“You and your rugged sexuality better scoot over,” I whispered. “Unless you want to be responsible for making me pass out on… — Lily Paradis Copy Share Image
“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“He ignored me at first. No words other than our first terse, “Hello,” passed between us until I ordered a drink from… — Declan Rhodes Copy Share Image
“On the drive over, Richards kept marveling at the transforming power of having a felony to commit. His brother looked more like… — Robert Roper Copy Share Image
“A Lake Charles-based artist, Sally was a progressive Democrat who in 2016 primary favored Bernie Sanders. Sally's very dear friend and worl-traveling… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“A piece of plastic stole an entire species— In lobbies, in the bathroom, in an elevator, Ideas, reactions, and silent contemplations, During… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“It was the senior stew's position to be at the top of the ramp when the men got off in Vietnam. But… — Christian G. Appy Copy Share Image
“Dude, wait until you see the hot little number on there!” He was grinning like the Cheshire cat. “What are you talking… — Sophie Monroe Copy Share Image
“• While a female flight attendant was serving food from the meal cart, a female passenger thrust a small bundle of trash… — Elliott Hester Copy Share Image
I worked as a flight attendant while I was pregnant with my son, Jordan. After suffering serious complications, my doctor insisted I… — Lucy McBath Copy Share Image
“I need to touch the person’s head again. Experience has taught me that you can do this three times before the head’s… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My grandmother was a flight attendant; my mother had a pilot's license, and my grandfather was a pilot. That's how my grandmother… — Erika Christensen Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton flew with President Bush to New York City on Tuesday. She was amazed at the changes aboard Air Force One.… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
We didn't know music had all these names. We made up SupaFunkRock on a plane when a flight attendant asked us what… — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
“What with the pointing and the blue suit, she brought to mind a flight attendant. I expected her to tell me that… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
