First date Quotes

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

— Jane Kaczmarek

“A man who paid for dinner on the first date had values.”

— Jennifer Probst

Just don't pull out your phone at all on the first date.

— Jessica Szohr

A picture I drew of my girl friend from our first date.

— Matthew CAmpbell

“I never draw blood on a first date.”

— Talla Demoniac Dance

I shake hands on the first date.

— Nargis Fakhri

I would wear this 4 my boyfriends first date xxxx

— Shaniaacannon

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.

— Halle Berry

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

— Anonymous

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

— John Vercetti

“First you point your pea shooter at me; now you want more beer. Hell of a first date.”

— D. Scott Meek

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would…

— Cristin Milioti

“a man who whipped out a double-headed dildo on a first date was probably not the romantic type.”

— Marshall Thornton

Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

— Richard Kadrey

I treat auditions like I treated my first dates. It's an opportunity to get to know a stranger and to learn from…

— Hugh Jackman

This is the dress that my sister would love 2 were 4 her first date with her boyfriend

— Kylie Cannon

“I thought you didn’t sit,” she said. The dimple appeared. “The way I’ve worked it out, this is the closest thing to…

— Ruthie Knox

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

— Chelsea Handler

“Okay, Miss Speedy Pussy, this settles the matter of whether or not I do it for you. You got your first orgasm.…

— Elle Aycart

“Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You…

— Joss Stirling

Guys usually like a very natural look. I think it's bad idea to wear a strong lip on a first date -…

— Emmy Rossum

My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt.…

— Justin Bieber

Most people aren't sure what's going to happen on a first date. Given that ambiguity, every woman must be totally aware at…

— Camille Paglia

The first text I ever got was somebody breaking plans on a first date. That was, like, the worst way to be…

— Paul Rust

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…

— Anthony Jeselnik

“Take, for example, the people who think Elvis is still alive… What’s wrong with this claim? Why is this claim not vitiating…

— Sam Harris

“Alden walked me to the door and we stood outside uncomfortably---like it was the end of a first date. Was letting a…

— Mary Lindsey

“Been here before?” “Once, on a date.” Aidan laughed, and Walker twisted, angling toward him. “Something funny?” “My first date was here,”…

— Layla Reyne

“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get…

— Katee Robert

“He meant to go lightly, cautiously, sweetly. First kiss, first date. But she curled her fingers in his hair, pressed her hot…

— Terry Spear

“And I know that the past version of me is someone you would never trust. But who I am when I’m with…

— J. Sterling

My father, Dennis Popham, was a very handsome, talented artist, and as my mother always reminds me, 'someone who had wonderful style.'…

— Emilia Wickstead

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly. You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be…

— Anonymous

“I tilt my head and ask “What firsts have we already passed?” “The easy ones,” he says. “First hug, first date, first…

— Colleen Hoover

“Aren’t you going to ask me what kind of boat I own?” he asked. “Sure. What kind of boat do you own?”…

— Elizabeth Lowell

I'm booking myself a one-way flight I gotta see the color in your eyes Yeah tellin' myself I'm gonna be alright Without…

— Hunter Hays

“Leta walked to the door and opened it with a ready smile for Colby Lane. And found herself looking straight into the…

— Diana Palmer

I remember that person I thought I couldn't live without. She dumped me. I was fibbing, look at me now I'm living…

— Mpumelelo Reverb

“Make her qualify herself a few times before escalating to a first date. Doing this will imply to her that you are…

— Strategic Lothario

“ Seven Steps of Relationship Development For people with social anxiety, dating can be particularly stressful. There are many unknowns: “Does this…

— Jonathan Berent