The best thing about being cheated on is I get to go on more first dates. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
“I stare across the table at Jeremy, and wonder if I will make it through our first date without trying to kill… — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, she's probably not interested in seeing you again after. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“Why?" His voice is suspicious. "Are you two going out now?" "Yeah, we set up our first date right after he asked… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I was in love with a girl named Lindsay Dickson. We went to the movies and saw Police Academy 3 or 4...all… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
I find it really awkward to go to dinner on a first date. I like to go to a comfortable, loungy place… — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
A first date should be elegant. In comfortable surroundings. A place with excellent food, where you can talk easily and get to… — Oleg Cassini Copy Share Image
I like it when you start to kiss my six pack and you like it when I lick with my lips ya… — Donatt Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how to process being someone worthy of being someone’s first kiss, of being someone’s first date, of being someone’s… — Adam Silvera Copy Share Image
“Well, if it isn’t the future Mrs. Green.” He rocked his eyebrows up and turned back, winking at the woman in the… — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
We all get a little rush of excitement at the prospect of buying a brand-new outfit for a first date, but this… — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss him so bad right now but I can’t. I told him we had to wait until that first… — Allie Everhart Copy Share Image
Something went klunk. Like a nickel dropping in a soda machine. One of those small insights that explains everything. This was puberty… — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
“Will you go on a second date with me?” “We’re still in the middle of our first date, Zach. You can’t just… — Teagan Hunter Copy Share Image
I'm riding my man Obama. I think he's a visionary. Actually, Barack told me the first date he took Michelle to was… — Spike Lee Copy Share Image
A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
“Careful,” he chided with a grin. “First you talk marriage and now you're telling me what to eat. You're sounding more and… — Jennifer Shirk Copy Share Image
I’m too young, too smart, and too good-looking to die. Yeah, and then some. The world needed him to improve the gene… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
“Here it is undeveloped, a roll of film with all its mysteries locked up. I never took it anyplace, just left it… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“One could understand feminism generally as an attack on woman as she was under “patriarchy” (that concept is a social construction of… — Harvey Mansfield Copy Share Image
“It was another blind date; this time her uncle had set her up. The plan: Meet outside of her fancy Midtown Manhattan… — Bill Shapiro Copy Share Image
“Do you want a heads-up when Luce and Daniel have their first date?" Annabelle asked. Miles pointed down to Earth. "Aren't we… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with. Tell me why you loved them, then… — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
“He brought her to the moon with a flourish. The near side facing the Earth, not the far side, since he thought… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“I’d better go,” Marlboro Man said, leaning forward and kissing my cheek. I still grasped the diamond ring in my warm, sweaty… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
The best things in life are: 1.Falling in love for the first time 2.Knowing someone loves you back 3.Turning 16 4.Eating ice… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I think a first date is kind of like an interview. If I feel like we have chemistry, I will divulge more… — Lucy DeVito Copy Share Image
I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
It is better to be rejected in the wake, at first sight, at first date; as opposed to post beddy-buys! — Sophie Parkin Copy Share Image
A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
