Its a crappy picture because it was late but its of me and Stark on our first date since I've been here!(: 8> — Jade Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“On that first date, I asked him what he saw in me. And he said, My future.” — Jodi picoult Copy Share Image
The memories of our first kiss, our first date, our first 'I love you' are remembered for the rest of our lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On our first date, all Anne wanted to talk about was Bob Feller, the new pitcher for the Cleveland Indians. — Woody Hayes Copy Share Image
“On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try to impregnate you.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
On the first date men worry about what they're going to say while woman worry about what they're going to wear. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
“To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant where they were having their first date.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“They danced slow circles in the sand, Javier singing the words to the Spanish version of the song, the melancholy music putting… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
You don't want to seem too eager, too romantic - otherwise, it just looks a bit try-hard. But I do think that… — Kit Harington Copy Share Image
The girls I've dated hate me a little because I can't remember anything about first dates or when we kissed. I have… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
To me, if I'm reading a fantastic story or I go on a nice first date and I have a wonderful time,… — Billy Campbell Copy Share Image
“During our first date, I wanted to hold your hand so bad I almost cut mine off and threw it at you… — Colin Gilbert Copy Share Image
A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I suppose it is a bit of a date that we're having at the moment. As is usually the case you don't… — Aidy Boothroyd Copy Share Image
Cabel smiles and hangs up. "Guess what." What," Janie says. We can go out on our first date." Woo hoo!" And guess… — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
They're making a movie about Barack and Michelle Obama's first date, called 'Southside With You,' and the producers say they've already cast… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Rarely do very handsome men allow their faces to run around without a leash. I am not very handsome, but I am… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Next time, just say something. It doesn't have to be the first date. Maybe the third or the fourth. Don't wait a… — Mina V. Esguerra Copy Share Image
It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“I've noticed this: when it's the first date, and you fuck, the guy hold you much better than he does the next… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“This is a great first date.” Livia huddled closer to Blake. “This isn’t our first date. I count all the breakfasts. Don’t… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
“34. Sexual contact between a boy and a girl is a progressive thing. In other words, the amount of touching and caressing… — James C. Dobson Copy Share Image
“He removed his hand from his worn, pleasantly snug jeans…and it held something small. Holy Lord , I said to myself. What… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“I opened the front door of my parents’ house the next evening. His starched blue denim shirt caught my eye only seconds… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“But I’ve been waiting for you for much longer than that. See, I’ve been waiting since that day you skipped out of… — Maria Luis Copy Share Image
“ Redneck Rules of Etiquette • To avoid bruising wine as you decant it, make sure to tilt the paper cup. •… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be… — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
“You’re so cute when you’re jealous,” I say. She looks at me, her resolve melting with my words. I take her face… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“You and McNab sat around talking about women and sports." "I don't believe we got to sports. He had a woman on… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I may NOT be your FIRST LOVE, FIRST KISS, FIRST SIGHT, or FIRST DATE. I just want to be your LAST. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight or first date I just want to be your last everything. — Unkown Copy Share Image
There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
