Never take a girl to the movies on a first date! That's basically like, 'We don't want to hear you talk.' — Andi Dorfman Copy Share Image
“I’ve been in love with you since our first date, and every day since I’ve fallen deeper and deeper for you.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.” — Leslea Tash Copy Share Image
Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Our very first date. Ooh! Well, from now on you can date your stupid video game! — Minnie Mouse Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love tip # 29: Increase your chances of getting to second date by not having stinky garlic breath during the end of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My perfect first date? Maybe a concert or a football game. That would be my ideal first date, but would the girl… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
“As it was, they had never even managed a successful first date before their romance had gone the way of Romeo and… — Amelia Atwater-Rhodes Copy Share Image
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
“I clear my throat. "You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And...I want to be the guy who takes you… — Becca Ann Copy Share Image
Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about herself. Her life, her job,… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
Miss Manners herself, while never rude, is given to pulling a fast pinch in the way of a handshake on those who… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
I'm an actress. To be honest, it's a very awkward business. It's one of those things where it's almost like a first… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
“When we sleep together, he holds me like he loves me. I've noticed this: when it's the first date, and you fuck,… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I say, I don't care if you want to act like a child -- I'm going to treat you like an adult.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After a FIRST DATE:.. Boys look to make the first move... Men let the first move happen... Boys don't open shit... Men… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
I'm riding my man Obama. I think he's a visionary. Actually, Barack told me the first date he took Michelle to was… — Spike Lee Copy Share Image
“Will you go on a second date with me?” “We’re still in the middle of our first date, Zach. You can’t just… — Teagan Hunter Copy Share Image
Something went klunk. Like a nickel dropping in a soda machine. One of those small insights that explains everything. This was puberty… — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss him so bad right now but I can’t. I told him we had to wait until that first… — Allie Everhart Copy Share Image
“I didn't tell any of my friends about our first date. I waited until after our second, because I wanted to make… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Do you want a heads-up when Luce and Daniel have their first date?" Annabelle asked. Miles pointed down to Earth. "Aren't we… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“It was another blind date; this time her uncle had set her up. The plan: Meet outside of her fancy Midtown Manhattan… — Bill Shapiro Copy Share Image
“Here it is undeveloped, a roll of film with all its mysteries locked up. I never took it anyplace, just left it… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“One could understand feminism generally as an attack on woman as she was under “patriarchy” (that concept is a social construction of… — Harvey Mansfield Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure how the ponies happened, though I have an inkling: “Can I get you anything?” I’ll say, getting up from… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be… — Costi Kalfopoulos Copy Share Image
“Wyatt’s lips flatten into a serious line. His voice goes low, laced with passion. “Marrying one woman doesn’t mean spending your life… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
“ "Heard you choking, are you all right?" "You're beautiful, a good kisser, this is our first date, my bed is in… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
The biggest turnoff a guy can do on the first date, well I've had such bad first dates. If you ask a… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“She stays at home and cares for the house and for the children. Optimally, she learns to cook, but at the very… — Kaira Rouda Copy Share Image
“Bobby: So assuming I survive the next 24 hours, where do you want to go on our first date? Kitty: Some place… — Jason Aaron Copy Share Image
Certainly on a date, I've been over-focused on, 'Is this person comfortable or not?' and then deciding for them that they are… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes,thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these bitches swimming on the first… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
