Ass Quote by Chloe Thurlow

“He had learned Lesson One: Let French women tell you what they want.”

— Peggy Kopman-Owens

“(Note: Extreme sensibility of the French sometimes makes them difficult to deal with.)”

— E.M. Delafield

“When one speaks of sex with midgets, one must speak French.”

— Dennis Vickers

“The french are a moral people--judged, that is, by american country club standards.”

— John Steinbeck

“As the French say, who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“since for me speaking French is like speaking without saying anything somehow—with no responsibilities, the way we speak in a dream.”

— Thomas Mann

“better dead than ugly. And don’t French women know it.”

— Helena Frith Powell

“My French friend tells me that someday, if I work at it, I may no longer be flattering myself when I say I can…

— Patricia Briggs

“Your girl needs to be spanked, Lance.”

— Lora Leigh

Only thing the French are good at is having affairs and giving up and losing fights.

— Sean Strickland

“... far be it from a French man to interfere with love.”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

“The French are never serious. They juggle with principles, make fun of difficulties and have been walking the tightrope of virtuosity for ten centuries.…

— Maurice Dekobra