What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast. — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
“Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.” — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not. — George Granville, 1st Baron Lansdowne Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been spanked?' he asked me. 'No,' I replied. 'Well, this is your lucky day.” — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
I have had some sorry-ass looks, but I'm the first one to laugh. I'm either to credit or to blame for the… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If anybody is getting their ass handed to them, it's not Al [Pachino]. It's coming [toward you]. I'm psychotic. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Truly creative people care a little about what they have done, and a lot about what they are doing. Their driving focus… — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass. — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
The 9th chamber, leave you trapped inside my hallway You try to flee but you got smoked up by the doorway (blaow!… — Ghostface Killah Copy Share Image
I loved Jen Garner in Alias. I think there are similarities, but we're definitely a very different show [Nikita]. I think it's… — Lyndsy Fonseca Copy Share Image
No one is talking about the man behind the ass. It was a lot of 'Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,' but never,… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you become a chef because you're obsessed by becoming a celebrity, getting my ass kicked and working my nuts off the… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
When I come into a tournament, I'm expecting to win. That's my philosophy. I can't go to a tournament thinking, 'I'm going… — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one,… — Tommy Franks Copy Share Image
I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
I was the kid in the class who was looking for the angles to question things or make wise-ass remarks, not knowing… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
The thing that distinguishes social systems from physical or even biological systems is their incomparable (and embarrassing) richness in special cases. Generalizations… — Kenneth E. Boulding Copy Share Image
Instead, over the past thirty years, in the world of action and adventure sports, in situations where asses really were on the… — Steven Kotler Copy Share Image
Every one of those old songs like "What's My Age Again?" and "All the Small Things" is like a tattoo or a… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
There's love and there's romantic love. The Greeks had different words for different kinds of love. And we just got "love." I… — John Maus Copy Share Image
The romance of circumvention is one of the most destructive forces at work in our society. The American Idol freeway to greatness,… — Daniel Gillies Copy Share Image
I don't want a team that escapes from reality and escapes from the truth. I don't want people who are always escaping,… — John Chaney Copy Share Image
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep. — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
I taught the Constitution for ten years, I believe in the Constitution. — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
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