In the spirit of the Irish people, Osama bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! — Mike Moran Copy Share Image
Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
My jogging is the best thing in my life. Wake up in the morning and jog. Come to the gym and train… — Joshua Clottey Copy Share Image
Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it. — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty, climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by. — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I've been nominated four times, never won. And the whole world is going, `Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's why I'm doing… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I'll go along with them. — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
“Would you like me to spank you?" he asked. He was very polite and I wasn't sure what to say. I shrugged… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef. — Raekwon Copy Share Image
How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality… — Ariana Grande Copy Share Image
The role of the poet is almost nothing...drearily nothing. And when he steps outside of his boots and tries to get tough… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Intellect in its effort to explain Love got stuck in the mud like an ass. Love alone could explain love and loving. — Rumi Copy Share Image
I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.' — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
There is on earth among all dangers, no more dangerous thing than a richly endowed and adroid reason, especially if she enters… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
You’ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound men’s asses. I will never get over that. You… — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
Very skinny girls were on the cover of magazines and that's what I was looking up to so that's what I had… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Look here: "Mo' money, mo' problems," my ass. You's a naive cat if you still believe that. — Ol' Dirty Bastard Copy Share Image
I look back now and realize you have to learn the system. Not kiss ass, but you have to learn the system. — Ozzie Guillen Copy Share Image
