One Negro meeting another at an all-white cocktail party cannot but wonder how the other got there. The question is: Is he… — Michael Salu Copy Share Image
Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
People are always like, Why did you and husband Carey Hart get back together? Well, we weren't done. And now we have… — Pink Copy Share Image
I'm a perfectionist. It's a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is… — George Michael Copy Share Image
I've gotten burnt the last few years on a couple of little independent films where you get paid nothing, you work your… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“The reason why a man cannot stop staring at a woman ass is only because God has spent 80 percent of his… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit… — Walter Martin Copy Share Image
I started running ultras to become a better person. I thought if you could run 100 miles you'd be in this Zen… — Jenn Shelton Copy Share Image
Freud's fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. Now any ass has these pictures available to use in "explaining"… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her.… — S. Bear Bergman Copy Share Image
Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass… — Gary Cherone Copy Share Image
We live in a society created by an empire That's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era, A complete interruption to… — Coolio Copy Share Image
When you’re working with Army and Marine Corps units, you immediately notice a difference. The Army is pretty tough, but their performance… — Chris Kyle Copy Share Image
“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But,… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my… — Elton John Copy Share Image
This country of ours was built on violence; If your ass got in the way, you was killed in silence. And these… — Masta Ace Copy Share Image
An object should be judged by whether it has a form consistent with its use. — Bruno Munari Copy Share Image
Ram, ass, and horse, my Kyrnos, we look over With care, and seek good stock for good to cover; And yet the… — Theognis of Megara Copy Share Image
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd. — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
