Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses. — Jerry Jones Copy Share Image
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm brandin', I aint talking bout Presley. I keep a sniper, I aint talking bout Wesley. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis Copy Share Image
Architecture is really about well-being. I think that people want to feel good in a space ... On the one hand it's… — Zaha Hadid Copy Share Image
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass… — Joseph Wambaugh Copy Share Image
Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass? — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago I hauled my white ass on stage alongside Chaka Khan and Stevie Wonder for Divas Las Vegas,… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
I'm just living my life. I'm incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do… — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I'm not defending what Cory Booker said. I'm saying I understand why he has to kiss the asses of the rich people… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
If you ask Jim Courier, I mean, that guy has his tongue up (Roger Federer's) ass, I think...you know, the whole time… — Tommy Haas Copy Share Image
Many have forgotten what we came here for, Never knew or had a clue, so you're on the floor. Just growin' not… — Chuck D Copy Share Image
It is hard to explain to people now how hard it was being a punk back then [the 1970s]. If you had… — John Roecker Copy Share Image
One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I just want to say we support the troops and we love every one of them. Even if they...I know a lot… — M. Shadows Copy Share Image
For some reason California's always been where the struggle is about how much authority you can impose on people's private lives. It… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
You can't deny that religion has done some good. It organizes lots of anti-poverty programs and soup kitchens and missionary work. But… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days.… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When you come out the streets. I ain't braggin'. I never sold drugs but I kept a joint on me. I got… — Rakim Copy Share Image
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