Being silly Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being silly Driveway Parks Silly
Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 miles into running a marathon on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Many roads lead to the Path, but basically there are only two: reason and practice. — Bodhidharma Copy Share Image
“On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.” — Joe Cater Copy Share Image
If you can't park it don't drive it and if you can't drive it don't buy it! — Julie Harmon Copy Share Image
Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road. — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Driving to me has always been a metaphor I've used because it's such a huge part of growing up in New Hampshire and Vermont.… — Noah Kahan Copy Share Image
"Fun to drive" is a pleasant illusion in most places robustly inhabited where "safe to drive" makes much more sense. — Warren Brown Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know that sometimes when you are really worried about something, it ends up not being nearly as bad as you think it will… — Laura Moriarty Copy Share Image
Everyone feels like this at one point in their lives and sometimes atleast once a day :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What's excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly — Hank Green Copy Share Image
Bunny slippers remind me of who I am.You can't get a swelled head if you wear bunny slippers. You can't lose your sense of… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed stepping into that side of [princess Margaret] and being silly and naughty and fun. — Vanessa Kirby Copy Share Image
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Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*. — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image