Funny Quote by Keith B Download Open image “Why do pepole park on driveways and drive on parkways?” — Keith B ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If you can't park it don't drive it and if you can't drive it don't buy it! — Julie Harmon Copy Share Image
Many roads lead to the Path, but basically there are only two: reason and practice. — Bodhidharma Copy Share Image
They who set an example make a highway. Others follow the example, because it is easier to travel on a highway than over untrodden… — Horace Mann Copy Share Image
“On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.” — Joe Cater Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image