Broke Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Broke Car Christmas Driveway Indestructible Left My son Son Toys Yesterday
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