Humor Quote by Elisabeth Austin Download Open image ““You drive on a PARKway and park on a DRIVEway”” — Elisabeth Austin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Motivation Ponderful Truth
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The Road Life isn't a destination It's a journey. But you gotta be heading somewhere or you're just a mouse going round. Even if… — Carolee Dean Copy Share Image
“there are two roads you can go by, they meet up in the long run, but there is still time to change the road… — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
“when you get something from a ship its called CARgo. if you get something from a car its called SHIPment” — Elisabeth Austin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
