Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it's for their own good and they… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope people… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
